In Love, Again

I know. You are so bored with me. All I do is talk about the weather. Or forget you are there. But don't you understand how much I need you?

I know that I was distant. I know that! I let your spiffy blue cap fall off in my purse, and I didn't notice until you were full of debris. A better woman would never have put you in that position to begin with. I get it. Don't you see I am trying to change? Now you occupy a place of glory right next to my Udderly Smooth Hand lotion, next to my bed! Don't you get that I can't survive without you? With you gone, I am nothing but a dry wisp of a woman.

My lips yearn for your soft kiss. My hands love your gently caress. Oh Rosebud Salve, don't leave me again!