What to Get Your Boyfriend's Niece

You've known her now for a few years. She used to be cute and sweet, and she thought you were cool. Now she's fourteen, and obsessed with US Weekly. You are too, but still, that's no excuse, you've earned that right. Do her a favor, give her a little culture with her celebrities. Get her a subscription to Vogue. Maybe she'll even think you are cool again. But probably not. At least her taste in shoes will improve. And hopefully she'll stop wearing those low jeans with her thong sticking out.